Submitted by The Internet on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 03:18
People take one look at me and they recognise that I am a thug so I really don't need these tips, but some of you BGs still need some help so I thought I would spit some game.
- When one of those people at a Mall kiosk tries to get you to sample something you don't want to sample, simply say "I'd rather die." They will leave you alone not only this time but when you come back by a second time and on subsequent mall trips until they quit.
- If you see a parent telling their kid they can't have something just walk up to the kid and say, "Hey your dad is really lame." Then walk off.
All right, with those tips you should have a good holiday.