Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

The only reason I was excited about a trilogy of the Hobbit is that I thought there was no way they could have six hours of film without including Beorn's magic animals but they didn't so fuck them, fuck Peter Jackson, fuck New Line Cinemas, and fuck the Hobbit as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin crew. And if you wanna be down with the Hobbit, then fuck you too. Chino XL . . fuck you too.