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"Back To School Week" Advertisers

There is a distinct attempt to holidize "going back to school" and it's fucked up to make the moment when kids face their mortality as they realize that their summer is over a holiday.

Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

The only reason I was excited about a trilogy of the Hobbit is that I thought there was no way they could have six hours of film without including Beorn's magic animals but they didn't so fuck them, fuck Peter Jackson, fuck New Line Cinemas, and fuck the Hobbit as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin crew. And if you wanna be down with the Hobbit, then fuck you too. Chino XL . . fuck you too.

Saguaro Park West

First and foremost, if you're coming to this place from the freeway, ignore the signs.  It takes forever to get there from there.  Get off the freeway at Speedway, and just head west following the signs.  Plus you get to go through Tucson Mountain Park which is great (I'll review that some other time).

The internet works pretty good here, I get LTE with ATT.  It doesn't cost anything so that's also a plus.

Don't Leave The House Day

At around 1-2 AM you should go and pick up something from Starbucks in a Target and notice that the store is practically empty and then go home and lock all your doors and never leave.


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