Tickets to Burning Man have sold out. Surely those of you looking to get dirty, set fires, and take some drugs are depressed if you do not have your tickets. Not to worry though, The Internet is proud to announce a brand new festival, Burning Man: Southwest 2012 is being brought to the Arizona desert this summer by Pepsico!
Burning man is known for being a venue where the explosive power of youth explodes in a firey explosion. Burning Man: Southwest will be no different. The innovation of these young folk who attend this event will partner with General Electric, a company famous for its innovation, to brighten up the desert with an amazing light display. And these extreme exciting youths won't have to worry about being thirsty while we watch this amazing display because as the desert lights up each terrific youth will get one free 12 oz can of Mountain Dew, the only beverage extreme enough for such an amazing show (don't worry though guys, there will be tons of great Pepsico products for sale during the other great Burning Man: Southwest events such as Slacklining!).
Of course after such a spectacular event as the Lighting, everyone will be full of energy. It's a good thing, because they're going to need it to match the energy of Pepsi's Burning Man: Southwest 2012 official musical act, which will be Jay Z, with LMAO (and of course Danger Mouse will be providing the "fat" beats).
So don't wait! Hurry up and get your tickets to Pepsi's Burning Man: Southwest 2012 before this event sells out too! Special packages including great packages that include rooms at the beautiful Buttes Hotels in Tempe are going fast!
