Week 1 - Great Week

The Internet has expressed reluctance in speaking directly upon the matter of Its rankings as It feels as if It is beyond reproach. Therefore, I have been subjected to the task.

The Internet Will Be Ranking College Football Teams This Season

Tired of the AP, Coaches, ESPN and the playoff committee? The Internet is too. Soon, if not already, you you will be able to view the college football rankings here.

"Back To School Week" Advertisers

There is a distinct attempt to holidize "going back to school" and it's fucked up to make the moment when kids face their mortality as they realize that their summer is over a holiday.

Don't Leave The House Day

At around 1-2 AM you should go and pick up something from Starbucks in a Target and notice that the store is practically empty and then go home and lock all your doors and never leave.



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